This is my small group, “Seamless.” I liked the name so much I was able to influence another bible study group at a different church to also be named Seamless (I think they’re still called that). I’ve been with this group a little over a year. I think it’s called Seamless since they wanted all parts of their lives to be without seams or delineations so there wouldn’t be a point where their spiritual lives ended and their vocational, marital, social lives began but I also learned recently that Jesus’ tunic was seamless so the soldiers taking his clothes wouldn’t tear them but cast lots, which fulfilled some prophecy. I guess I never learned that in Sunday school as a kid. Probably because I never went to Sunday school as a kid. Anyway, this was for a white elephant gift exchange, which I guess is sort of like casting lots for presents. I got a spatula. Prior to age 30, I would have been as excited about a spatula as a six year old boy getting a spatula, but now that I’m mature and wise beyond my years, my utility of spatulas have seen a sharp increase, especially since I started watching clips of Gordon Ramsey cooking eggs on toast on youtube and trying to follow suit (without the colorful language). I even started adding butter to them to give them a “velvety finish,” as Gordon puts it, which I have to agree makes it better. Although does it really matter if you season it after rather than before as Gordon suggests? The scientist in me wants to do a experiment. Or … an eggsperiment. Ha ha ha, heh, heh, ehh … sigh. I woke up pretty early this morning and a bit tired since my small group and I were up past 1 talking about attractive celebrities, songs we liked, and whether we’ve ever had a bad date. I didn’t remember any, although I can’t remember a break-up that wasn’t at least a little disappointing. Anyway, I woke to the sound of my fire alarm chirping, which I thought would stop after I removed it from its wiring and placed it underneath the bed in the other room in desperation. It still chirps! It’s the tell-tale heart of fire alarms. Random: my friend just emailed and told me that this video reminded him of me. I don’t look anything like that guy in my opinion.
AllenDecember 24, 2012 at 8:42 pm
eggsellent post…Ha ha ha, heh, heh, ehh
theoDecember 27, 2012 at 9:53 am
Your comment cracked me up. I scrambled to get a hold of myself.