So I swung by the grocery store today and picked up some water and strawberries (they were on sale) and noticed my cashier’s nametag read “Red.” My favorite color is red! My car is red and I have a backpack which is red! I have lots of clothing that’s red! My strawberries are red! “Is your name really Red?” “No,” he said. It turns out it was just a nickname. I guess you can put anything on there.