When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep well?” I said, “No, I made a few mistakes.” – Steven Wright For those of you who have trouble getting up in the morning, I truly envy you. What is it that normal people do that enables them to sleep in? Or to not have to put foam plugs in their ears to fall asleep? Or to be able to fall asleep after getting up? The world of the normal sleeper truly baffles me because I haven’t been able to do any of these things lately.