How May I Help You?

I think I get mistaken for a Kinko’s employee a lot. I get asked a lot of questions whenever I’m standing around waiting for my printouts, like “how much do you charge for copies?” and “could I use your fax machine?” I like helping people out but it seems a bit odd considering I’m not wearing one of those blue aprons. But then again, it’s not like we’re rolling ink on copper plates to print stuff out these days. Those aprons are a wee bit outdated. I guess I should be flattered that I look like I know what I’m doing. Well, at Kinko’s at least.