Timeless

Oh no! The clock my brother gave me for my birthday a long time ago just fell and all the hands came off. Earlier in the week my digital watch also stopped working too. What’s odd is that it’s not the battery: it still displays the time; it’s just stopped on Monday, January 27th 8:00:16. This is a sad state of affairs since I’ve had both my clock and my watch for the last seven years. I guess this makes me . . . timeless.