“For the past few weeks, I’ve been pretending to be someone else. I’ve been pretending to be Glasses Theo.
Glasses Theo is sophisticated, hip, and smart. Glasses Theo has received compliments on his new glasses. People assume Glasses Theo used to wear contacts all his life but recently switched to his new glasses. No one suspects Glasses Theo is wearing non prescription Gamma Ray Flexlite computer reading glasses which Lauren got him for Christmas, after joking about how Regular Theo would look in glasses. No one suspects Glasses Theo is wearing glasses just for show.
Well, no one except for a few people in my small group who asked what I got for Christmas. Regular Theo just had to spill the beans about his fake glasses. Regular Theo is such a spoil sport.
Glasses Theo was able to spend time with Lauren over New Year’s Eve, going out to a drive to Calabasas, visiting the Malibu Pier, and taking photos. But Regular Theo is really thankful Lauren is willing to wait for him to set up the camera in the freezing cold and take photos.