I went up to Vancouver over the weekend. I was talking to a person who had neutral opinions of the city of Dallas: “There’s nothing really bad about it, but nothing really good about it either.” On the drive back I was trying to picture what it might be like to live in a city like this. Maybe it might be bland, like tofu. What would it be like to live in tofu? I think it would be kinda neat. You could carve your own little house/cave out of your surroundings. You could have free, relatively high-protein meals. But then everything would smell like soy and feel wobbly, and if you’d want to get anywhere you’d have to push yourself through a thick, gelatin-like, mass. Hmm, ok I guess there are bad and good points to living in tofu so it must not be anything like living in Dallas.