New Record, Lower Standards

I think this has definitely got to be one of my records for going the longest without doing laundry. Previously it was four weeks but at that point I did four large loads, so it was pretty much the same as a load a week. But looking at my laundry bag, I’d say I might only have one load and it’s been four weeks. How did I accomplish this, you may ask? I’m not sure, but I think it involves lowering one’s standards, as you might expect.